We've dispensed with the story of Dr. Carlisle and now Edward wants to show off his room to Bella. Normal stuff for bringing home the girlfriend at that age...or at 17 which Edward certainly is not. Either way, they have some privacy but now the pair want actual privacy. Edward's room is large and has a bunch of CDs. I suppose this is supposed to give us a clue as to Edward's musical talent, but it begs the question about how exactly one shows off their music collection now.
Going to school I see a number of students plodding along with headphones and little red and pink squares attached to their bags. These are obviously their iPods and MP3 players. It's a scene right out of the nightmares of Ray Bradbury,* but how does one show off their music collection nowadays? I've never been a big music person myself, my collection is maybe one hundred albums and all of them are in my computer. I carry around with me, maybe 200 songs on my cellphone, how do the kids do it now? Do they have to impress their paramours with actual conversation or do they just toss their little plastic cubes over and let that person scroll through their playlists?
We can't really fault Meyer for this idiosyncrasy, the book was published in 2005 and iPods were certainly popular then and the digital music player goes back to 1979, but only very recently has the idea of buying music without actually paying for a thing (i.e. a physical medium) really taken off. The next Video Game Consoles probably won't even have drives on them, yet most people keep their cds that they have already bought if for nothing else than a testament to what they paid for.
The two have a some banter, it's nothing of note until Bella again asserts that she's not afraid of being in the house alone with a bunch of vampires. That's when Edward bares his fangs and leaps at her in playful wrestling. It's sort of cute and how I imagine the children of Krypton flirted...until that is I remember that it orbited a red sun. It's at this point, when the making out is about to ensue that Alice and Jasper walk into the room, "It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share,' Alice announced."
Wait, I saw this movie. It used to air at 2am on Cinemax right? I thought this was a book written by a Mormon for teenage girls. Does the film adaptation star Alyssa Milano and Charlotte Lewis? They've aged well if the movie posters are any indication. Obviously I'm reading into this more than is necessary, but what is the other conclusion that I am to draw? That they are joking about murdering her? The fact about this book is that there are so many unlikable characters that I want to like Alice and Jasper so I'm forced to think that they are making a sex joke and not a murder joke because of the two choices that's the better one. Adding to that is that Alice doesn't laugh through the comment, she announces it then gracefully dances through the room. It has to be a sex joke.
Their proclaimed reason for coming in the room is to ask Edward if he wants to go play thunderball with them later tonight. This is something, related to baseball, that the Vampires do when there is a thunder storm. I'll let the ridiculousness of this slide since it's no more outrageous than Quidditch. Also thunderball is just another really obvious way to show that Vampires are cool: they play baseball in the rain! duh duh DUH.
Alice then has an idea, "Let's go see if Carlisle will come,' Alice bounded up and to the door in a fashion that would break any ballerina's heart. "Like you don't know,' Jasper teased."
Aside from the really difficult time I had imagining the layout of Edward's room these two sentences really made me think. I don't think that Jasper is actually teasing Alice here, I think he's rolling his eyes. It's been established that Alice is Delphic Pythian of the group and given her carefree cute nature I'm willing to bet she's just a pain in the ass to live with. If she can correctly prophesy whether or not Carlisle is going to play a game, a trite prediction no matter how you look at it, then she just has to be the most annoying person in the world. Especially since the limit to the power she has is that it is only really accurate when it has to do with others of her own kind. If Jasper sits down to watch a hockey game, he's interacting with that game--albeit passively, but that's interaction as he is involved in the game. That activates Alice's power and if she wants to be a jerk she can just tell him who wins...all the damn time. There's a funny scene in Scary Movie 3 where this is portrayed as the "Oracle" ruins a basketball game for "Morpheus," who then laments, "I get shit for women I ain't even slept with yet."
It's such a trite prediction for her too, usually the device of fortune telling in fiction is used for important plot points not things like choosing to play a game. In this I think that Meyer gets it right. For my part, skepticism has obliterated any faith I put in prophecy and the greatest weight of my skepticism comes from Cicero's "De Divinatione." Cicero makes a great point of mentioning that all of the examples of accurate fortune telling have to do with great events. As if the soothsayers** are building in an excuse for why the Delphic couldn't predict the outcome of the Olympic games, or the Augurs various matches in the Arena, or why John Edwards hasn't made a ridiculous killing betting the ponies or the Superbowl. If Alice can make these types of prediction, on day to day affairs it actually gives her credit toward her ability. Even more so that Jasper makes his comment.
He doesn't know, but he knows that she does and all they are doing is going through the motions of actually having to ask him. This is probably the best thing Meyer has written so far, but it's subtle. We believe Alice has the gift because everyone else is annoyed with it. It's too bad this kind of subtlety doesn't prevade the rest of the writing.
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*If you ask him, Fahrenheit 451 isn't about censorship and burning books, it's about not reading and becoming detached from society through media like the personal radio.
**I know I'm using terms that different types of prophesying as if they were interchangeable.
Going to school I see a number of students plodding along with headphones and little red and pink squares attached to their bags. These are obviously their iPods and MP3 players. It's a scene right out of the nightmares of Ray Bradbury,* but how does one show off their music collection nowadays? I've never been a big music person myself, my collection is maybe one hundred albums and all of them are in my computer. I carry around with me, maybe 200 songs on my cellphone, how do the kids do it now? Do they have to impress their paramours with actual conversation or do they just toss their little plastic cubes over and let that person scroll through their playlists?
We can't really fault Meyer for this idiosyncrasy, the book was published in 2005 and iPods were certainly popular then and the digital music player goes back to 1979, but only very recently has the idea of buying music without actually paying for a thing (i.e. a physical medium) really taken off. The next Video Game Consoles probably won't even have drives on them, yet most people keep their cds that they have already bought if for nothing else than a testament to what they paid for.
The two have a some banter, it's nothing of note until Bella again asserts that she's not afraid of being in the house alone with a bunch of vampires. That's when Edward bares his fangs and leaps at her in playful wrestling. It's sort of cute and how I imagine the children of Krypton flirted...until that is I remember that it orbited a red sun. It's at this point, when the making out is about to ensue that Alice and Jasper walk into the room, "It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share,' Alice announced."
Wait, I saw this movie. It used to air at 2am on Cinemax right? I thought this was a book written by a Mormon for teenage girls. Does the film adaptation star Alyssa Milano and Charlotte Lewis? They've aged well if the movie posters are any indication. Obviously I'm reading into this more than is necessary, but what is the other conclusion that I am to draw? That they are joking about murdering her? The fact about this book is that there are so many unlikable characters that I want to like Alice and Jasper so I'm forced to think that they are making a sex joke and not a murder joke because of the two choices that's the better one. Adding to that is that Alice doesn't laugh through the comment, she announces it then gracefully dances through the room. It has to be a sex joke.
Their proclaimed reason for coming in the room is to ask Edward if he wants to go play thunderball with them later tonight. This is something, related to baseball, that the Vampires do when there is a thunder storm. I'll let the ridiculousness of this slide since it's no more outrageous than Quidditch. Also thunderball is just another really obvious way to show that Vampires are cool: they play baseball in the rain! duh duh DUH.
Alice then has an idea, "Let's go see if Carlisle will come,' Alice bounded up and to the door in a fashion that would break any ballerina's heart. "Like you don't know,' Jasper teased."
Aside from the really difficult time I had imagining the layout of Edward's room these two sentences really made me think. I don't think that Jasper is actually teasing Alice here, I think he's rolling his eyes. It's been established that Alice is Delphic Pythian of the group and given her carefree cute nature I'm willing to bet she's just a pain in the ass to live with. If she can correctly prophesy whether or not Carlisle is going to play a game, a trite prediction no matter how you look at it, then she just has to be the most annoying person in the world. Especially since the limit to the power she has is that it is only really accurate when it has to do with others of her own kind. If Jasper sits down to watch a hockey game, he's interacting with that game--albeit passively, but that's interaction as he is involved in the game. That activates Alice's power and if she wants to be a jerk she can just tell him who wins...all the damn time. There's a funny scene in Scary Movie 3 where this is portrayed as the "Oracle" ruins a basketball game for "Morpheus," who then laments, "I get shit for women I ain't even slept with yet."
It's such a trite prediction for her too, usually the device of fortune telling in fiction is used for important plot points not things like choosing to play a game. In this I think that Meyer gets it right. For my part, skepticism has obliterated any faith I put in prophecy and the greatest weight of my skepticism comes from Cicero's "De Divinatione." Cicero makes a great point of mentioning that all of the examples of accurate fortune telling have to do with great events. As if the soothsayers** are building in an excuse for why the Delphic couldn't predict the outcome of the Olympic games, or the Augurs various matches in the Arena, or why John Edwards hasn't made a ridiculous killing betting the ponies or the Superbowl. If Alice can make these types of prediction, on day to day affairs it actually gives her credit toward her ability. Even more so that Jasper makes his comment.
He doesn't know, but he knows that she does and all they are doing is going through the motions of actually having to ask him. This is probably the best thing Meyer has written so far, but it's subtle. We believe Alice has the gift because everyone else is annoyed with it. It's too bad this kind of subtlety doesn't prevade the rest of the writing.
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*If you ask him, Fahrenheit 451 isn't about censorship and burning books, it's about not reading and becoming detached from society through media like the personal radio.
**I know I'm using terms that different types of prophesying as if they were interchangeable.
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